Upon The Completion Of A Large 24-Piece USofA Map Puzzle With A 2-and-a-half-year-old

Where are we?
Illinois?
That's right.
Mm-hmm.

Where am I right now?

Where is he right now?

Where do I want to be?
Where will I be in September?
Where will everyone be in September?
Where will I be in the end?

Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's corn in Illinois.